{"id":13111,"date":"2019-07-15T17:25:22","date_gmt":"2019-07-15T17:25:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/?p=13111"},"modified":"2019-07-16T17:32:12","modified_gmt":"2019-07-16T17:32:12","slug":"jane-bond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/index.php\/2019\/07\/15\/jane-bond\/","title":{"rendered":"JANE BOND? POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK"},"content":{"rendered":"

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AUDIO PODCAST FOR “JANE BOND? POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK”<\/strong><\/p>\nhttp:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/2019_07_16_10_40_271.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

At first I thought it was a joke. But now — if it is, then include me in the list with those who believe “gullible” is not in the dictionary – as having fallen for the prank Hook Line & Sinker.<\/p>\n

SPOILERS FOR SOME PAST BOND<\/em> MOVIES<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I thought Judi Dench was the best M the Bond<\/em> franchise ever had. \"\"<\/a>And I think that a flighty science-enamored character like Elizabeth Henstridge’s Jemma Simmons from Season 1 of Agents of Shield<\/em>, or \"\"<\/a>Letitita Wright’s hip teen prodigy, Shuri, from Black Panther<\/em> would be absolutely adorable as a new Q.<\/p>\n

But a female James Bond? What are they going to call her? Jamie Bond? Jane Bond? Janet? June? Jill? Jasmine? Jenny? Joan? Jessica? Josephine?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>The actress they have in mind, Lashana Lynch, (last seen in Captain Marvel<\/em> as Danvers’ best friend Maria Rambeau), seems a perfectly good candidate for an action adventure movie, having acquitted herself with satisfaction in the Marvel Universe so far. It would be interesting to see her in an\u00a0Atomic Blonde<\/em>-type movie, for example.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a> \"\"<\/a>BUT!!! When the vast majority of the attraction of the Bond<\/em> movies, for the vast majority of the demographic audience, is the bevy of beauties who follow, surround, bed and attempt to kill 007, if you have a female Bond, how is that going to work?<\/p>\n

If she’s a lesbian, that’s going to attract an entirely different primary demographic than has been following the Bond<\/em> franchise for 70 years. In short, the Bond<\/em> franchise would be starting all over from Square One. And given the money invested in this franchise, I don’t know that that’s a risk they’re willing to take. So assuming she is presented as either hetero or asexual, what will be the excuse for all the women who are an integral, if not in some cases, the sole reason some people have for going to see the movie?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I was willing to seriously consider\u00a0a female Doctor Who<\/em> (Jodie Whittaker) and I’d hoped for better, though I do not think it has worked out very well.<\/p>\n

I am on record as having doubted the viability of a female-superhero-led movie, but was delighted to be wrong when \"\"<\/a>Wonder Woman<\/em> (Gal Gadot) came along and have guarded optimism about the idea of a \"\"<\/a>Black Widow<\/em>\u00a0 (Scarlett Johansson) origin story. But those two succeeded, and promise to succeed, primarily on the strength of the actresses involved in the respective films. Both female protagonists are\/were heroes who happened to be females, not females onto which they shoehorned the mantle of superhero \"\"<\/a>(as they did with Captain Marvel<\/em>). Neither Wonder Woman nor Black Widow have chips on their shoulder against men and both work with easy camaraderie with their male counterparts, (UNlike Captain Marvel.)<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>My point being is, that while I have an educated and experienced bias against the viability of females in \"\"<\/a>traditionally male iconic roles, I am delighted when I am wrong and I’m happy to admit it. However, it is frankly inconceivable to me what on Earth they going to do with a female Bond, \"\"<\/a>given almost 70 years of set formula,\u00a0 (Casino Royale<\/em>, published in 1953 was the first novel by Ian Fleming and 1962 opened Dr. No<\/em>, the first Bond<\/em> film), which would operate strongly against it.<\/p>\n

I suppose one possibility is if\u00a0this young woman was the fruit of one of the previous male 007’s innumerable liaisons.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>But even then I think it would be a gimmick that would only be viable for one movie – much like the smart, competent\u00a0bride of James Bond in Her Majesty’s Secret Service<\/em>. As amazing as the Emma Peel\/Diana Rigg’s Tracy was, she would not have fit within the Bond<\/em> franchise long-term and was an outlying one trick pony. Tracy had to die for the Bond character to live. And I don’t think it was a coincidence that this movie, the outlier, was the one and only Bond<\/em> with George Lazenby. \"\"<\/a>Bond in love and married was a construct against the tried and true formula which just did not work. Grafting a female child of James Bond would alter the chemistry and shape of the decades-successful pattern into something unrecognizable as a Bond<\/em> movie.<\/p>\n

Another possibility is her partnering with a male Bond or perhaps even a junior male Bond-in-training. But then we’re moving into the equivalent of the Marvel Universe’s Ragnarok<\/em> or Guardians of the Galaxy<\/em> territory, wherein they plant their tongue far more obviously and firmly in their cheek than they did with \"\"<\/a>Roger Moore’s unfortunately titled — well let’s say it would be another way to describe an eight-armed cat.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Honestly, I can view this with a certain objectivity as I have never been able to sit through an entire Bond<\/em> movie, (or Wagner opera for that matter), without dozing off at least once. \"\"<\/a>Suffice it to say, I’m not a huge Bond<\/em> fan, though I find them fun to spectate in groups with male relatives and friends who — for one reason or another —seem to enjoy them a lot more than I do.<\/p>\n

I wish this young lady all the luck. But I am afraid that in their heightened enthusiasm for political correctness they may have a James BOMB on their hands and have given themselves a License to Fail.<\/p>\n

P.S. If they want my vote it would be – hands down – IDRIS ELBA!!!!!! \"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a> \"\"<\/a> \"\"<\/a> \"\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

AUDIO PODCAST FOR “JANE BOND? POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK” At first I thought it was a joke. But now — if it is, then include me in the list with those who believe “gullible” is not in the dictionary – as having fallen for the prank Hook Line & Sinker. SPOILERS FOR SOME PAST BOND … Continue reading JANE BOND? POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13145,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3197,639,559,1460,2798,3189,658,3193,3186,706,3190,1565,464,2739,368,3192,3194,3200,3202,3196,3201,3198,3199,3203,1464,365,2718,3187,3195,3191,887,3188,500],"class_list":["post-13111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-3197","tag-audio","tag-black-panther","tag-black-widow","tag-captain-marvel","tag-craig-daniels","tag-dr-who","tag-elizabeth-henstridge","tag-female-bond","tag-gal-gadot","tag-george-lazenby","tag-homeschoolmommoviemavin","tag-idris-elba","tag-iphone","tag-james-bond","tag-jemma-simmons","tag-jodi-whittaker","tag-judi-dench","tag-lashana-lynch","tag-lesbian","tag-letitia-wright","tag-license-to-kill","tag-m","tag-maria-rambeau","tag-marvel","tag-pierce-brosnan","tag-podcast","tag-roger-moore","tag-scarlett-johannson","tag-shuri","tag-super-hero","tag-timothy-dalton","tag-wonder-woman"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/shopping.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6mhKV-3pt","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13111"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13155,"href":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13111\/revisions\/13155"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}