{"id":13550,"date":"2019-08-09T21:45:09","date_gmt":"2019-08-09T21:45:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/?p=13550"},"modified":"2019-08-10T02:56:06","modified_gmt":"2019-08-10T02:56:06","slug":"the-most-recent-fast-and-furious-more-like-farcical-and-infuriating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/index.php\/2019\/08\/09\/the-most-recent-fast-and-furious-more-like-farcical-and-infuriating\/","title":{"rendered":"THE MOST RECENT FAST AND FURIOUS – MORE LIKE FARCICAL AND INFURIATING"},"content":{"rendered":"

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SHORT TAKE:<\/p>\n

Waste of time – see the Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw<\/em> <\/a>trailer #2 (linked here<\/a> and at end of post) for all the best bits.<\/p>\n

WHO SHOULD GO:<\/p>\n

Adults only for language and extreme (though really\u00a0cartoonish) levels of carnage. Not a lot of blood but you wouldn’t want the kids to try these stunts at home.<\/p>\n

LONG TAKE:<\/p>\n

I have nothing against brainless entertainment and I try to judge a movie only within the genre for which it was intended. So when you go see one of the Fast and Furious<\/em> franchise films (try to say THAT three times quickly) you don’t expect much beyond good old escapist fun. I even applauded\"\"<\/a> Fate of the Furious<\/em> <\/a>in a previous post as a welcome entry.<\/p>\n

I love buddy movies and have extolled all kinds from \"\"<\/a>The Great Escape<\/em> to \"\"<\/a>The Hitman’s Bodyguard<\/em>. And I have no problem with franchises doing semi-parodies of themselves. I am on record many times for complaining that a movie takes itself TOO seriously. And I think the break from tradition \"\"<\/a>Thor: Ragnarok<\/em>, for example, is one of the best Avenger<\/em> movies.<\/p>\n

But you gotta give the audience SOMETHING of substance. Sadly, in the case of\u00a0 director David Leitch’s Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw<\/em>, it’s like trying to make an entire meal out of day old cotton candy.<\/p>\n

SPOILERS – BUT THE PLOT IS SO THREADBARE IT DOESN’T REALLY MATTER<\/p>\n

I’m afraid the writers Chris Morgan and Drew Pearce thought they could punch quality into a movie\u00a0with just star power. But Spielberg’s \"\"<\/a>1941<\/em> or Cimino’s \"\"<\/a>Heaven’s Gate<\/em> or Bay’s \"\"<\/a>Pearl Harbor<\/em> could have warned them otherwise. I understand it is doing well at the box office and good for them. A friend of mine once taught me an expression – No one sets out to make a bad movie. But, unfortunately, despite what the film makers intended, this one is just not very good.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Not that the cast was trying very hard. \"\"<\/a>Johnson and Statham spend most of the movie either posturing like WWW competitors or \"\"trading childish barbs with all the finesse of opposing players in a grade school gym locker room. Dwayne Johnson was funnier in\"\"<\/a> Jumanji<\/em>, Statham more invested in \"\"<\/a>The Expendables<\/em>, and Vanessa Kirby, a “legit” actress (amazing as Princess Margaret in \"\"<\/a>The Crown<\/em> and fun as the White Widow in \"\"<\/a>MI: Fallout<\/em>) is simply wasted. I really liked her Hattie in this, a variation of\u00a0Atomic Blonde<\/em>, (also a David Leitch directed movie), but \"\"<\/a>then her scenes had to be spliced back into the fatiguing Hobbs-Shaw bickering man measuring show.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Ryan Reynolds appears in a cameo with dialogue that could have been made of rejected adlibs from Deadpool 2<\/em>. \"\"<\/a>Helen Mirren walks through her reprised role as Shaw’s mother, Queenie. At one point Queenie assures Shaw that she is happy in prison and could break out any time she wanted – that it was quiet and she could just sit in her room, and spend her time reading – that it was like retirement. I couldn’t help but wonder if Ms. Mirren was talking about Queenie’s stint in the pen or Ms. Mirren’s actual presence on the set of this movie.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Kevin Hart pops up in a couple of random moments as Dinkley, the air marshal, to be used like duct tape on a leaky hose to solve a couple of plot holes. In return, Hart is allowed to ramble\u00a0 interminably in an improvisational-style soliloquy in lieu of any proper exposition for his character.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Idris Elba as main cybernetically enhanced bad guy Brixton gives it everything he has, carrying the weight of what little gravitas the movie has. By far the most interesting character, it was a sore temptation not to root for him to win.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>The premise of the story is that they are trying to prevent Idris Elba’s bad guy, Brixton, from getting ahold of an extinction-level virus for his unseen super villain boss. \"\"<\/a>But it becomes obvious early on this is really just an excuse to create a string of cartoon quality violence fight scenes and car stunts. \"\"<\/a>And while I do not fundamentally MIND that, the film makers have to at least TRY to hide this fact. But like a sloppy magician who yells “Look over there” before every clumsy trick, it just doesn’t work for long.<\/p>\n

Instead of providing character and plot earned enthusiasm, \"\"<\/a>the chase scenes strove to outdo all the F&F<\/em> chases put together and as a result became preposterous. I’m not giving spoilers as the scene where a \"\"<\/a>line of linked trucks are holding down a flying fortress helicopter is in the trailer. The chase scenes from The French Connection, Bullitt, The Great Escape<\/em>, the beginning of The Rock<\/em> (“Oh why NOT!”), or even the escape at the start of The Avengers<\/em> from a collapsing building complex were exciting because the audience was led to believe the characters were potentially in danger.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Well, I can easily imagine Jeremy Scott from Cinema Sins<\/a> doing a bonus round of “They survived this”. The F&F<\/em> movies are supposed to take place (more or less) in the real world and the leads, aside from Elba, are not supposed to have unusual supernatural powers – Dwayne Johnson’s mountain-sized physique notwithstanding. \"\"<\/a>But the repeated walk aways from cataclysmic-sized vehicle crashes, which would have killed Bugs Bunny, stretched and eventually broke the suspension bridge of disbelief out from under the viewers. (And, I’m sorry, but it was tough for even my loyal Marvel-fan heart to believe that Cap could hold back the small helicopter Bucky flew during\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>Captain America: Civil War.<\/em> \"\"<\/a> \"\"<\/a>Johnson is just NOT holding down a military grade bird.) It did not take long for there to be zero investment in the outcome of the rides, knowing the main characters would likely to come out the right end of a freight train to the face.<\/p>\n

Then there is the storyline.<\/p>\n

We’re talking \"\"<\/a>Adam West’s Batman<\/em> level of\u00a0contrivances and clunky dialogue, where guest stars appear out of nowhere and backstories are pulled from whole cloth to justify prior franchise installment\u00a0plot holes.<\/p>\n

For example, the fact that Hattie, Shaw’s spy sister, never came up in conversation is explained away by him having been framed for treason in the master plan of a heretofore unknown and currently still unseen megalomaniac bad guy. Hobbs’ extensive Samoan family was previously non-existent because he had alienated everyone by turning in his crime lord father to the authorities.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Hobbs’ brother Jonah (Cliff Curtis), who lives on a remote island in Samoa, with only the technology of a classy chop shop at his disposal, is decided to be the ONLY person and place in the world they can go to fix cutting edge virus extracting bio equipment…\u2026? Huh? So I guess I can ask my car mechanic to do some gene splicing on the side. Easy peasy.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I did like the “importance of family” theme, which is one of the more endearing F&F<\/em> tropes, including Shaw’s mom and sibling and Hobbs’ daughter, mother and brothers into the mix. \"\"<\/a>And it was nice they found a way to include Johnson’s actual Samoan heritage into the story. But it was shoe-horned in, superficial and paint by numbers – Hobbs doesn’t want to go home, brother punches him on sight, mom intimidates all the big boys into cooperating. Shaw’s mother, Queenie, fondly recounts, in flash back, how the previously unknown and unseen sister and Shaw concocted scams and committed felonies as children. What a mom.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I guess it’s cute that they shoot parallel scenarios of these two men who can’t seem to stand each other doing pretty much the same things at the same time with their own styles. It might have even been funny had the repertoire between them sounded better than first day of shooting improvisation, created by two uninspired high school freshmen.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Supporting characters are dispatched or ignored with little fan fare. Professor Andreiko (Eddie Marsan from better movies like The World’s End, Atomic Blonde<\/em> and Deadpool 2<\/em>) is a heroic scientist who save our intrepid heroes, but then gets left behind without a thought, killed by Brixton with no consideration for how useful he might be in the future, with no attempt by the heroes to save him, and not so much as a “I wonder what happened to that little guy who saved our butts?” This callousness does nothing to shore up the already, by this time, flaccid investment the audience has in these characters.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>While there’s no overt sex, the language is unnecessarily crude and contains a good deal of profanity and blasphemy.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>If you REALLY think you want to see this latest and weakest F&F<\/em> you can – LITERALLY – see a Reader’s Digest version of the ENTIRE movie via abridged cuts of all the best scenes in the official Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw<\/em> trailer #2<\/a>. It’s free, short and eliminates all the bad language.<\/p>\n

But – if you want to see a GOOD car chase, adventure, buddy movie, try out one of the other better ones I’ve mentioned in this post or even go see one of the previous Fast and Furious<\/em> installments. Sadly, this contender didn’t make it to the finish line.<\/p>\n

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