{"id":5265,"date":"2018-02-13T20:00:29","date_gmt":"2018-02-13T20:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/?p=5265"},"modified":"2018-02-13T20:08:11","modified_gmt":"2018-02-13T20:08:11","slug":"weighing-in-on-the-peter-rabbit-controversy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.homeschoolmommoviemavin.com\/index.php\/2018\/02\/13\/weighing-in-on-the-peter-rabbit-controversy\/","title":{"rendered":"WEIGHING IN ON THE PETER RABBIT “CONTROVERSY”"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n\tOn the Peter Rabbit <\/em>bullying controversy. This is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard of or read. It only goes to prove that some people have way too much time on their hands. Perhaps in responding to this it indicates that I do too. However, I review movies. What's their excuse?!\n<\/p>\n

\n\tIf you have not heard of this dumb thing: Peter "bullies" the younger McGregor by capitalizing on his allergies and slingshotting a Blackberry into his mouth. They call it "allergy bullying". Of course, McGregor was, at the time, trying – with cause – to kill Peter and his siblings. At first I thought the protestors were kidding but then I realized that people who gin up this kind of complaint generally do not have a sense of humor.  \n<\/p>\n

\n\tI got news!! \"\"<\/a>Peter and Thomas McGregor are in MORTAL COMBAT. We're talking \"\"<\/a>Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd, \"\"<\/a>Sylvester and Tweety,\"\"<\/a> Tom and Jerry, \"\"<\/a>Daffy Duck and Yosemite Sam. Peter is a 5 pound rabbit. Thomas McGregor is a 170 lb 6 foot one inch grown man.  \"\"<\/a> \"\"<\/a>They are trying to EXTERMINATE each other!!! And to see this rabbit get the best of McGregor and watch as McGregor attempts to retaliate is very very funny.\n<\/p>\n

\n\t\"\"<\/a>To paraphrase John Cleese from Monty Python's <\/em>the "Dead Parrot Sketch" Peter and Thomas are trying to enroll each other in the Choir Celestial. They're engaged in attempting to make each other push up daisies. They are trying to introduce each other to our Creator. \"\"<\/a>They are, with great earnestness, endeavoring to KILL EACH OTHER.\n<\/p>\n

\n\t\"\"<\/a>Thomas McGregor tries to chop the bunnies in half with with a hoe! He sets up fatal animal traps in hopes of breaking their necks. His Uncle ATE Peter's father! Peter on the other hand tries to electrocute, trap, and\"\"<\/a> beat Thomas McGregor to death. At one time he and his friends successfully manage to get the young McGregor to fall off the roof of a two-story house. Had he fallen onto something harder than the turned earth below him it would have been a lethal fall. As it is he is rendered unconscious and the animals all comment about how it will be lovely when the ice cream truck comes to pick him up – referring to the ambulance that came and took away the late Elder McGregor.\n<\/p>\n

\n\tThis is Shakespearean level tragic stuff. \"\"<\/a> \"\"<\/a> \"\"<\/a>Two males vying, with different but equally compelling motives, for the same woman's affections, try to murder each other in a variety of ways and in the attempt almost succeed! AND, as a side effect, almost kill the young lady as well. Had this not been a child's movie it is likely all three would have ended up dead.\n<\/p>\n

\n\tTo then be concerned about a relatively minor, but honestly clever, attack with a blackberry is ludicrous – which is really an insult to genuinely ludicrous things. \"\"<\/a>It reminds me of the Monty Python <\/em>sketch "Self Defense Against Fresh Fruit" where an incompetent self defense instructor explains the fine points of defending oneself against a banana! SEE SKIT HERE<\/a>\n<\/p>\n

\n\tPeter Rabbit<\/em> is SLAPSTICK. Do these people have no sense of humor!? (Rhetorical question.)  \"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>Have the "protestors" never seen what the Three Stooges do to each other?! I have family members with serious food allergies too and I took ZERO offense. \"\"<\/a>To paraphrase John Adams from the musical 1776<\/em> – It's a comedy – you have to offend SOMEBODY!\n<\/p>\n

\n\tWhat I am sorry for is that Sony actually apologized for this scene and did not have the steel in their collective important body parts to tell the boycotters to GET A LIFE! I am all out of patience with oversensitive snowflakes who run around looking for some reason to be put out. And frankly I'M OFFENDED BY THEIR BEING OFFENDED!!! How about THEY apologize to Sony and the other members of the audience for being so boorish?\n<\/p>\n

\n\tI'm not condoning the behavior of EITHER characters in the movie but neither do I suggest children or other adults should:\"\"<\/a> set animal traps in beds, electrify door knobs, use slingshots in an effort to emasculate someone with vegetables or blow each other up with dynamite – ALL of which happen in this movie! If you don't want your children seeing this then use a bit of parental discretion and do not go! But don't make the world more peevish and unpleasant for the rest of us.\n<\/p>\n

\n\tI can only hope that in the future the people who spent effort stirring up this silly controversy manage to find better things to do with their time….then I can too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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